Definitions by NinjaMikeD
custard dumplin
A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut
Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.
Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.
Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.
custard dumplin by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014
wizard tits
Tits so glorious they cast a magic spell on you. The only way to break the spell is to bang the beholder of said Wizard tits, or else they will haunt you while you fap for the rest of your days
Alecia's wizard tits would haunt a lesser mans dreams, but they were no match for a poon slayer like Mike D.
wizard tits by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014