an older woman curler who upon hours of fastidious viewing becomes hotter and hotter with each round.
Bill Simmons identified Cheryl Bernard as the quintessential curlgar after subjecting himself to hours of Jeff Shuster curling in slow-motion.
by Missoulian February 24, 2010
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Hair that's not straight.It's much more interesting than simple straight and boring.It can be long or short but ALWAYS fabulous.
Straight hair's pretty much just one kind...but God was graciously creative with us curly heads -Endless wiggly wiggles.Grogeous squiggles.Funky Spirals.Deck Waves.Sunny ringlets.Tossed knots.Lucious Circles.Hip curly fros.Cool Cowlicks.
NOTHING steals the show like curls.Eyes go right toward all that untamed mane.It's totally unique and never out the scene.Gloss it , toss it whatever...wear it with pride.
Straight hair's pretty much just one kind...but God was graciously creative with us curly heads -Endless wiggly wiggles.Grogeous squiggles.Funky Spirals.Deck Waves.Sunny ringlets.Tossed knots.Lucious Circles.Hip curly fros.Cool Cowlicks.
NOTHING steals the show like curls.Eyes go right toward all that untamed mane.It's totally unique and never out the scene.Gloss it , toss it whatever...wear it with pride.
CurlBomb: "Whys that girl never happy with her curly hair and always shelling major moolah on irons , chemical treaments and all that anti-curl shit?"
DeckWiggle: "Cuz she has major self-acceptance issues and thinks what is sexy is what other people tell her.Prolly grew up watching the pornstar lot who spend an hour tortouring their poor hair into that pin-staright boredoom so they can fit convention better."
CurlBomb : "Why are we totally proud and happy with all that wild curl?"
DeckWiggle : "Cuz nothing can grab attention like a luscious curlbomb.We is self-accepted folk who is blessed with the rarity of curldom"
"In his hands her curls slowly came undone and then sprang back into their vine-like windings.....tendrils that teased him , gorgeous locks that brushed on his skin and made his breath run fast".
DeckWiggle: "Cuz she has major self-acceptance issues and thinks what is sexy is what other people tell her.Prolly grew up watching the pornstar lot who spend an hour tortouring their poor hair into that pin-staright boredoom so they can fit convention better."
CurlBomb : "Why are we totally proud and happy with all that wild curl?"
DeckWiggle : "Cuz nothing can grab attention like a luscious curlbomb.We is self-accepted folk who is blessed with the rarity of curldom"
"In his hands her curls slowly came undone and then sprang back into their vine-like windings.....tendrils that teased him , gorgeous locks that brushed on his skin and made his breath run fast".
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Get the curled mug.To instruct the loser of a fight or combat situation to place their mouth on an object (Usually a curb), and to then stomp on the back of their skull, thus breaking their jaw, along with most of their teeth, and usually resulting in the victim's death (Due to a broken neck). A nonlethal variant involves jumping on their back instead of kicking in the back of their skull.
Jake: I SWEAR TO GOD, PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THE CURB OR I WILL KILL YOU!
(John complies)
(Jake curbstomps John and is currently serving 25 to life for murder 2)
(John complies)
(Jake curbstomps John and is currently serving 25 to life for murder 2)
by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008
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Curly black hair is worn long and wavy.
Commonly misspelled as "Jerry" or "Jerri" curl.
Curly black hair is worn long and wavy.
Commonly misspelled as "Jerry" or "Jerri" curl.
Even though the Jheri Curl was popular among African Americans, one would not disagree that one of the best was worn by none other than Pedro Martinez.
by Baby Brown June 22, 2009
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