Congratulations

Means 'T-GEI.' Congratulations is a term used and coined by Felix Kjellberg (see God for more information) in his latest banger song 'Congratulations.' Youtubers 'Roomie' and Dave from 'Boy in a Band' also contributed to the discovery of this word. It has been scientifically proven that if you imagine Pewdiepie whispering in your ear 'Congratulations,' an immediate, intense orgasm will occur. This can also be achieved by looking at 9 year olds.

You notice movement to your left. You turn your gaze to the object that startled you, and you notice someone looking at you. They approach you quietly, and you start to get a clearer picture of their face. It is glistening and glowing a bright white, like that of an angle coming down from the heavens. His striking blue eyes pierce your vulnerable soul, yet making you feel safe and concealed. His beautiful, perfect facial hair resembles that of a viking king. He hovers towards you, as if he were without legs. His beauty temporarily blinds you and sends shivers of pleasure across your body. 10/10, would smash, you subtly think to yourself. The masculine, effortlessly gorgeous man, clad in a stunning Simone Says jumper (that I really want please can I have it) approaches your inferior, mortal being. His soft, full lips gently touches your ear. You can barely stand. Your legs start to buckle at the heels. This is it. If this beautiful man does anything else, you will surely melt. But you know it's coming. And you can't wait. He inhales gently. 'Congratulations.'
-JK Rowling

by Alex F.v.R April 1, 2019

Conga

Conga can be defined as a male body part or female body part. Somewhat like “Shinty”.

You: Heyyy Om loves that conga, the long one!!
Om: ummm. Maybe?

by CarzyEight March 23, 2019

Congress

The opposite of PROGRESS.
PRO = Good
CON = Bad

GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.?
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.

by Anything Goes Tonight October 19, 2010

congratulations

Used in the end of Episode 26 of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Clapping recommended when using the term 'congratulations' in this manner, unless the person you're congratulating utterly despises you.

"I want to continue existing in this world! My life is worth living here!"

Friends and family start clapping, and yelling "Hooray!"

"Congratulations! ( x 14)

"Ah...Thank you all."

by Orsola November 25, 2013

congration

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"

Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.

by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015

congeekulations

To express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success for an obviously nerdy activity.

Him: Dude, last night I got to level 40 on WoW.
Me: Cool. What's WoW?
Him: World of Warcraft. It's the best video game ever.
Me: Ah.
Him: When you get to level 40, you get to choose if you want to ride a horse or a large cat. I chose the cat.
Me: Congeekulations.

by DrWatson February 4, 2007

congradufuckalations

congradulations you fucking idiot, or contraction for fuck you and congradulations...

Stephen:I won an oscar
Jessie: Congradufuckalations

by The idiot!! April 2, 2008