Common Discord L

When the social media and gaming platform “Discord” is unable to perform a simple fucking task or action.

“Ugh! My meme isn’t uploading to general.”
“Common Discord L, man.”

by Chester Is Cold October 23, 2022

Common Aidis L

The pinnacle of Ls. So bad that you have to be associated with Aidis. Reached Lord Status

"Where are you going to schoolies?" "Terrigal" "Where is everyone else going?" "Byron" "Common Aidis L"
"Who are you taking to formal" "Saarah" "Doesn't she like Josh?" "Yes" "Common Aidis L

by Josh Cavallo November 4, 2022

Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.

Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"

by Souper Rare October 13, 2023

Common Apping

V. to apply to colleges via the Common App

I was Common Apping that so hard last night. All the universities want me.

by thebigshabang August 25, 2012

common science

When something is beyond common sense because it has a scientifical basis.

Everyone knows that if you put Mentos into carbonated soda it will explode. Come on, bruh, it's common science!

by SMORE777 June 3, 2016

Common Sense

The amount of sense possessed by the least sensible person.

Government should do a damned-site better than common sense solutions!

by TYuk March 19, 2010

Common Misconception

Something commonly misconcepted

-Big Fish "Hey your a clown fish, so you know some pretty good jokes right?"
-Marlin "Actually thats a common misconception"

by Papa Gutina January 22, 2009