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Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.
I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.
by Definosaur May 20, 2018
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Commie-cock-zi

When a Russian dude runs in and blows his load inside of you and then runs away.
Omg, Vlad commie-cock-zi'd me last night
by Alraune-Deva May 4, 2020
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Commie Piss

Mallory: Josie loves her Claws!
Eric: She's just drinking Commie Piss.
by KaiserMtek October 2, 2021
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Commie Bed

A bed that is shared by all people who are planning on fucking someone that night, similar to Communist Russia, where everyone gets the same thing.
Melanie got fucked in the commie bed last night by Michael.
by scottden95 September 9, 2022
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Commie skank

It is a term to refer to women who have recently arrived in America, from a country in Eastern Europe (former Soviet Union) and to women from Russia, usually those who are looking for a man to obtain their green card or residency in America. a very easy type of woman to find on Tinder.
Bro… yesterday I went to dinner with this Commie Skank that I match in tinder and she brought her whole family to eat.
by RoccosParty July 17, 2024
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Twitter commie

Edgy teens that say, we should live in a communist democracy

Usually when they have A weak understanding about the subject.
Yeah, I was checking my social media, and I kept seeing this one Twitter commie in my feed
by Boi boi mega edge! July 8, 2017
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closet commie

A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.
"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".

- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"
by ms332 May 20, 2009
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