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The Commander

When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'
by haribobo January 31, 2012
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Commando

(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either "out in the open" or "ready for action". Maybe others.


(n.) A non-stop arnie movie with him jumping from an aeroplance, overturning a porsche, and killing entire armies without a scratch. Far from his best (terminator series, predator and jingle all the way), but better than that cold heat one.
I'm going commando-be afraid- I may bugger you


Ahm gooweeng co-MANDU, be Afreed, I may kill your ahmies.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Washington Commanders

The lame new name for the Washington Football Team formerly known as the Washington Redskins
The Washington Commanders are result of pansy ass woke liberal pussies who get offended by everything. Don't be surprised if the KC Chiefs end up having to change their mascot too
by a frustrated sports fan February 6, 2022
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Commanthe

Commanthe is a mysterious and elusive creature, only a small few know if it's existence, while others know it by it's more common name ", the". Originating in Scotland, if has been suggested it will soon be migration to China.
Did you know Commanthe is from Kiribati?
by NotGumbootboy June 16, 2009
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Commando-Style

Commando-Style (or to go commando) is the act of not wearing underwear under one's outer clothing. This phenomenon is also referred to as freeballing (in the case of men not wearing underwear) and freebuffing (in the case of women not wearing underwear).

Commando-Style has its many advantages such as the comfort it provides since the restrictive and tight sensation of underwear is eliminated (view is relative to the one doing it), there is greater mobility for the genitalia, and it’s also recognized with playful sexual behavior.

Not wearing underwear is said to have certain benefits. Wearing no underwear while sleeping can have significant benefits to the vulva. It is also said that tight underwear decreases sperm count in men, and it is recommended to wear more loose fitting clothing around the genitals.
Alright girls we gonna go commando-style. Everybody take off your tops.

C-Note, from "Who's Your Caddy?"
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 11, 2008
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Companda

It's a companion.

It's a panda.

Companda!
Meet my Companda.
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by distrbnce March 16, 2005
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Text Commandments

1) If thou receives a text that has been replied from a text that he or she sent an hour or more ago, thou is not obligated to reply.
2)Thou shalt not text asking a friend for someone else's number.
3) If you send a text, and the receiver does not reply after a long period of time, thou is not supposed to send another text.
4)Thou shalt not use text to talk unholy smack to another human being over the phone, only to act like it never happened the next day
5)If thou receives a long text from a friend or associate thou is not supposed to reply with just a "Lol","K" or "Oh"
6)If thou receives a text from the wrong number, thou should not be rude about the sender using the wrong number, but politely tell them they have the wrong number
7)If the sender insist that they have the right number, thou will receive the right to tell them off rudely.
8)If thou receives a text from an ex's friend saying that they're going to kick your ass, thou must stand firm against the offender and challenge him/her to a duel.
9)If thou is in a textual argument with another, thou will not make a friend/family member text/call the opponent because thou is to much of a pussy.
10)Thou shalt NEVER break up with and or get together with another human being over the phone.
Richard's life was in ruin because he did not follow the Text Commandments
by Mocoholi October 19, 2010
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