classic figgis

A Classic Figgis is where you wake up to your genitals being stuck in the zipper of a sleeping bag.

We went camping last week! Last day, Joe woke to a Classic Figgis and it was epic.

by Fannybuster October 20, 2020

Classic Bardakoff

When one outperforms the original. Originated from Julien Bardakoff, voice actor for Luigi.

Heath Ledger played a much better Joker than Cesar Romero. Classic Bardakoff!

by brighteyedathena March 2, 2022

classic rock junkie

A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.

"Oh yeah, I love Green Day."

"That is such a lie. You're a classic rock junkie and you know it."

by floydiac9 October 18, 2009

classic rock

A collection of hits from various genres and bands from the 60s, 70s and 80s, generally played on classic rock stations. It is a distinctly American phenomenon (that is, other countries do not have classic rock stations per say) and generally features North American and British/Irish bands.

Pink Floyd's album, "Dark Side of the Moon," is part of the classic rock canon. Their earlier albums, such as "Meddle," are not.

by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005

classic rock

one of the greatest generes of music out there, composed of a very talented band and unblieveable lyircs

led zeppelin, pink floyd, elp, dire straits, zz top, the doors, black sabbath, kansas, deep purple

by unknown July 29, 2003

classic thirteen

thirteen distinct ridges on the anus indicating what many consider to be the ideal anal configuration

her rosebud was a classic thirteen

by sighsmail March 15, 2009

Classic Rock

Rock music that takes real musical talent to play. It combines skillful guitar riffs with real singing. The father of all rock generas, classic rock is perhaps the best musical genera ever to exist.

A lot of people think that Classic Rock is slow and boring. It may be slower than some modern types of metal, but it's much more powerful and infinitely better.

Classic Rock artists: Led Zeppelin, Jimmi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, The Yardbirds, Creme, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Beatles, Van Halen

by Ceolwulf September 7, 2008