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Case Closed

when you're telling someone the tea and instead of saying "period sis" you just say "case closed"
Example 1
girl 1: " that girl was trying to make me jealous with a pic of her and my ex"
girl 2: "really?"
girl 1: "yeah, and I already knew she was less than me but that proves it even more. case closed"

Example 2
"I hit her with the facts and that's that, case closed"
by Yeetis Man April 13, 2020
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doxastically closed

"Doxastically closed" describes a person who is unwilling to change their (false) beliefs regardless of any arguments against it.

The term is used in Street Epistemology and goes back to Peter Boghossian’s "A Manual for Creating Atheists". His definition: “I use the term to mean that either a specific belief one holds, or that one’s entire belief system, is resistant to revision.”
Bob: "1+1=3"
Anthony: "Imagine an empty table. You put one cup on the table. Then you put another cup on the table. How many cups are on the table?"
Bob: "Two."
Anthony: "Putting down one cup and then another cup is '1 cup + 1 cup' and you correctly identified the result as '2 cups'. So you see: 1+1=2"
Bob: "No, 1+1=3"

Charlie (to Dan): "Bob sure is a *very* doxastically closed person."
by end一 May 26, 2021
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bank is closed

When you want to tell someone when you are not in the mood for sex.
I’m sorry Wes but the bank is closed for the weekend you really pissed me off.
by Sweetscorpio May 25, 2018
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Eyes:Closed

a metalhead whom cannot keep his eyes open whilst baked.

also, a bomb ass song by the band The Contortionist
The Contortionist's song Eyes:Closed is the shit.
by herrllyreahh March 11, 2011
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Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail
my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.
by urquie8910 January 24, 2011
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BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

It is where a tremendous amount of hypocracy starts in our society.

It is a good song by CHARLIE RICH.

It is any ASS behind a door that is shut

It is a golden opportunity to commit an unspeakable SEXUAL ACT especially if you are drunk or high or a date raper.
They can criticize you about talking about little girl's but they get so drunk as what they do BEHIND CLOSED DOORS is probably the very thing they condemn where it is with many other people also the case.

As NO ONE knows what goes on BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Don't be such an ASS DAN as most of the time nobody can see you being an ASS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

That BEHIND you are after is BEHIND CLOSED DOORS so have at it as they excuse themselves because of their state.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 20, 2021
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Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.
They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.
by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009
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