Clawsome

Also Clawesome -adjective (klaw•sum):
When no other word can properly describe the greatness of the world's worst car thief getting caught/owned by a global coalition of internet users.

This epic thread is totally clawsome.

by jk333 December 9, 2008

the jew claw

a running joke from the ali g show. borat is terribly prejudiced against women, minorities and the like, but most of all, against jews. in one episode of the show (Borat's Guide to America) he interviews a martial arts instructor and first asks what to do if a "chocolate-faced" person comes and attacks you. the instructor really doesn't know what to say, but tells borat that in America, people try not to judge by skin tone. next, he asks how to protect himself from jewish people - what do you do if they try to hurt you with their horns? or even worse - THE JEW CLAW?

borat: "now, what if the jew, he comes after you, with his dirty jew claw?" *raises hand, shapes into claw, gestures*
instructor dude: "well...you just knock it away."
b: "what about, double the jew claw? *raises both hands*"
instructor: "...double knock-it-away..."
b: "ah. *attacks instructor with simulated claw, promptly gets beaten*"

by ali g's girl May 2, 2006

clawz

New Brunswick based gang primarily of the colors red black and white. Known for massive destruction of property. mainly based to deny frats. Known for its all out beating and hits in the public

I'm wit da clawz everyone back up

by Gangsta M KIlla May 15, 2008

White Mountain Bear Claw

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"

by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011

clawsturbate

To masturbate with a claw or pincer.

Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).

The hermit crab began to clawsturbate when he was chosen as a new pet.

by MarcT October 14, 2009

Dragon Claw

The first original M.U.G.E.N character to feature graphics that are modeled in 3D and then rendered in 2D. It was entirely made from scratch by Reuben Kee, a Singaporean, part-time model, dragon-boat paddler and composer, who passed away on November 23, 2007 in a boating accident that also killed several other contestants, including four of his teammates, in the 2007 Cambodia Tonle Sap competition. Dragon Claw is also one of the first merchandised M.U.G.E.N characters, having shirts and even a coffee mug manufactured for the purpose of selling them.

"Reuben Kee created Dragon Claw very well, but that doesn't mean Dragon Claw is more valuable than Reuben Kee. If Reuben Kee didn't exist at all, there would be no Dragon Claw. Rest in peace our friend."

by frodaddy December 22, 2008

Monkey Claw

A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!

Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry!

by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003