Fanta Claus is Comin'

Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudoph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online sto motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.

Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.

Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.

by freakfrakky22 June 19, 2011

Panty Claus

A Panty Claus is a house guests who steals women's panties.

Husband: What's wrong dear?
Wife: I can't find my favorite red panties
Husband: We must have had a visit from Panty Claus

by wrangerti December 5, 2013

santa claus

When you have a lot of weed and you don't want to smoke it in any usual way, you throw lot of weed in your fireplace, while your mate is up, on the roof and he's getting one fucking hot shot right from the chimney.

Pete: Hey, mate where´s Kevin?

Dave (while throwing the weed into fireplace, grinning): He´s on the roof getting santa claused right now.

by funny_frog January 1, 2018

Santa Claus

After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

After the blow job, he gave her a Santa Claus.

by PeteRepeat October 1, 2006

tranny claus

A man dressed up as Mrs. Claus. For added effect, wear a large dildo under the dress.

Abe really pulled off the tranny claus with those prominent yarn boobies and surprise under his dress.

by TravelBaby December 16, 2011

Santos Claus

A tatt'd up man who looks tough on the outside but really sweet on the inside. He has a big heart to make people feel special and loves to spoil them with gifts on Christmas day.

Have you ever received presents on Christmas the "Santos Claus" way?

by Hello Kitty Girl December 20, 2013

Santa Claus

Codeword for the guy we depend on to deliver the good bud.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.

KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006