by supercutekid November 27, 2011
Get the Mrs Clausmug. A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff
by Cthulhuyyy December 12, 2018
Get the Santa Clausmug. A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!
Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
by RealG92 April 9, 2017
Get the Santa Clausmug. A pedophile who looks for children. He comes (cum) when it snows. He gives children dick shape candies. He has four ho(es) including Mrs.Claus. He sees everything a child does.
by N3erd lover November 29, 2018
Get the Santa Clausmug. A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
by qwerty9C1 December 28, 2007
Get the Santa Clausmug. during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.
(day: december 15th)
Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!
Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.
Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?
Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!
Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!
Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.
Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?
Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!
by jaficial December 20, 2008
Get the panty clausmug. A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!
by The not so big and not so red January 14, 2011
Get the Santa Clausmug.