{Cosmo} says she's fat, but when she turned around and did that no handed clap I was OUT OF MY MIND.
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Phil-Hey Jim, how did your date go with Jamie?
Jim-I think that bitch gave me the bull headed clap.
Phil-That sucks brother...here's a pistol, I'll leave the room and call a meat wagon after I hear the shot fired.
Jim-Thanks bro...(Phil leaves room as Jim commits suicide)
Jim-I think that bitch gave me the bull headed clap.
Phil-That sucks brother...here's a pistol, I'll leave the room and call a meat wagon after I hear the shot fired.
Jim-Thanks bro...(Phil leaves room as Jim commits suicide)
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Get the clap your dog mug.When a woman, 'in most cases african american' with a exponentially large booty uses the weight of her choda in a concentrated downward force.
-most documented "Thunda clap" attacks have been prevoked and could have been avoided.
-"Ima com upindis thunda clap ya poompoom"
-accidental "Thunda clap" cases recorded are usually subject to dance floor activity.
-"Ima com upindis thunda clap ya poompoom"
-accidental "Thunda clap" cases recorded are usually subject to dance floor activity.
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“Chelsey, why are you walking funny?”
“Last night, brad made my pussy clap so hard that my ass squirted”
“Last night, brad made my pussy clap so hard that my ass squirted”
by TRS Slang March 7, 2019
Get the pussy clap mug.The act of violently moving the pelvic area in a thrusting motion inorder to clap the scrotum against the gluteal wall. It bears a strong resemblance to a clap with the hands.
by The Dude. December 9, 2008
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