Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.

Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.

by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013

High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.

"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."

by Krythic May 15, 2021

ice capades

Having butt sex without any lube and not being able to sit down for a wonderful show like the ice capades.

"I went to the Ice Capades with that guy from the bar last night and it hurt so bad driving home this morning"

by ellis292 October 2, 2007

cap a pop in yo ass

A variation of "pop a cap in yo ass".
Said by a vending machine in a Simpsons episode prior to firing several cans of pop at Bart.

*Bart attacks the vending machine*
Vending machine: Yo, I'm gonna cap a pop in yo ass!

by Allen Smithee December 18, 2007

capalot

Too lie a lot

“I don’t capalot”

by Daek November 14, 2018

Fucks Capacitor

Any device used to get in contact with a man/woman you've have sex with in the past for the purpose of having sex with them again.

"I haven't had sex in awhile, so I fired up my Fucks Capacitor and called Sally"

by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010

Mike Mo Capaldi

The God of skateboarding.
sponsered by: Girl. Thunder. Lakai.
Watch him skate, then ask your self. "was that switch?"

Mike Mo Capaldi rocked the Fully Flared Vid."

by HowdyPartener January 2, 2009