[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs

Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

by TheTerrorthatflapsinthenight September 13, 2011

cannon pairings

usually in reference to couples; the typical, or commonly-known pairings. commonly used in fan-fiction summaries to identify the coupling that will be used.

for twilight: the normal coupling of edward & bella, emmett & rosalie, alice & jasper would be idenified as "cannon pairings"

by miss cullen April 27, 2009

Cannon Rage

1. To consecutivley hit a noob 3 times in a row with quick sucsession, delivering a stronger blow each hit.

2. Extreame anger for a miniscule reason.

OMG that fag just got me with cannon rage.

Cant bealive my mom is cannon raging me like this.

by Robmaninator1 January 15, 2011

Cannon County Wheel Barrel

The act of giving oral sex to a family member during the human wheel barrel race at annual family reunion.

Joe was giving oral sex to his father as they crossed the finish line at the annual family reunion human Cannon County wheel barrel race

by Bustanutonface69 November 28, 2017

Cannon Fire

When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.

Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times

You: But dude did you use cannon fire

Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next

by Retard Mike December 5, 2018

Cannon'd

To fail, lose, or mess up something before you even start.

Nicolas cannon'd his final exam by not studying and drinking all night.

by Nonymous December 10, 2019

Cannon Gage

Cannon Gage has 1000 starts

Did you know Cannon Gage has 1000 starts

by CAHERMAN February 7, 2022