Cactus Bang

Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.
We called your brains out last night! I love a true Cactus Bang.
by Jingo99 March 18, 2013
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Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry
Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative
by Bouy Stantefeld December 04, 2003
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cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass
My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.
by KevCan January 05, 2010
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Cactus Jack

Don't make me Cactus Jack your ass!
by CLB May 03, 2004
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cactus shadows

A high school full of privileged kids who think they're cool, and always mix up "your" and "you're" even though they learned it in first grade. Often referred to as "Cracktus Shadows" even though the worst thing kids do there is Juul.
"Look at those kids juuling over there thinking they're so cool...they must be from Cactus Shadows"
by yeahboiasdfghoij;jlkhgdrsetgxz February 05, 2018
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Cactus Snatcher

When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.
Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher
by MH119 May 07, 2009
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