buttwaffle

To spank ones ass with a tennis racquet, leaving a waffle pattern on their behind.

Greg gave Susie one hell of a buttwaffle last night.

by Haras11 August 20, 2017

butahead

a girl with everything that looks good but her head

Damn Chris yo girl is a butahead, everything look good but her head

by Renee January 25, 2004

Buttwhipe

Commonly known from the tv-series Beavis and Butt-head, meaning å idiot hwo is so full og shitt that he/she should whipe hes/hers butt.

Butt-head: give me the remote...
beavis: No buttwhipe

by Daniversal October 4, 2008

buttwitzer

what your ass turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high altitude; high velocity turd ejection; medical condition known as HAFPT (high altitude flatulence propelled turdage). Derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the Howitzer.

That dude splashed the ceiling above the john -- buttwitzer!

by LevT February 3, 2004

buttwhack

a stupid person or someone who is behaving in a stupid way

Some buttwhack left the tap running in the bathroom and there's water everywhere.
as form of address You buttwhack - that's a month's work you've lost!

by waxieus June 7, 2005

buttwonder

someone who is always talking out of their ass, making no sense to the people around him/her. A person who could be either funny, or very annoying.

the new boss at work is a complete buttwonder.

by wonder_woman January 5, 2009

Buttwhipe Cleaner

An humongously large motherfuckin asshole that acts like a buttwhipe Cleaner (buttwhipe cleaners are very dirty whores that only like to clean asshole)

Sarah: Hey, that black guy that fucked me last night, ye he's such a buttwhipe cleaner. He only liked my asshole the whole night!

Rachael: Ye, same with my white ass boyfriend. I was expecting some squirts and extreme ramidge to my pussy. But all he did was like my shithole.

by Tanky96 March 25, 2010