buttwhack

a stupid person or someone who is behaving in a stupid way

Some buttwhack left the tap running in the bathroom and there's water everywhere.
as form of address You buttwhack - that's a month's work you've lost!

by waxieus June 7, 2005

buttwhack rollout

A skateboarding maneuver performed in a pool or pipe, where the rider accidentally steps on the front of the board in front of the trucks, causing the board to fly up and hit him or her in the buttocks. This must be followed by a vehement denial that the board hit you in the butt.

"dude, that was an awesome buttwhack rollout"

by professor fartsinpants March 1, 2009

Buttack

To stick ones finger ,usually in the form of a sneak attack, in someone's ass crack when it is exposed above their pant/underwear line. While doing so scream "Buttack!!!"

As Emmett leaned over exposing his plumbers crack Jason exclaimed "Buttack!!" While sliding his pointer down his toosh.

by Toiletstains March 30, 2015

buttracker

A person who tracks or looks at butts they find attractive. May also be used as an insult.

Friend 1: Stop looking at those butts, you buttracker

by minhothesassking April 16, 2015

Buttpacker

A play on words, connecting the words "backpacker" and "butt". Somebody enthusiastic about travel with a pinch of naughty to them.

Mainly a noun but can be used as an adjective.

- "Omg, that girl totally just flashed her tits from the top of the Eiffel Tower !"
- "Totally buttpacker"

- " We saw this funny penis shaped pile of rocks on our trip to Himalayas"
- " Must have been somebody from the buttpacker crew"

by Buttpacker June 20, 2018

buttcrack coolidge

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002