Flump Buttocking

inserting a flump between two buttocks of a female during sex and the male eats it

"Mann last nightt after we got the treats from Tesco's we were totaallyy flump buttocking each other"

by Lily_kicks_ass_ October 23, 2007

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Gucci Blocking

When a person is preventing you from getting you swag or gucci on. This can be considered a cock block.

John won't leave Eric alone while Eric is trying to talk to girls so Eric tells John, "dude, you are really gucci blocking me".

by guccimaneDD April 7, 2010

Bro Blocking

The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).

Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...

Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.

by ALL I DO IS KUSH August 28, 2010

Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.

-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...

by Siffilis December 21, 2010

Cock Blocking Bitch

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010

Cock Blocking

V. The act of stopping a guy from getting in a girls pants. (2) A dick move used by only the lowest of guys, and these guys should never be a "wingman" at parties or clubs.

Example 1. Jack and Jill went to the party to do the hanky panky, but little Franky is Cock Blocking Jack, and now jack will be in jail cuz he's about to murder Fanky.
Example 2. What Seth did to James in the Interview.

by That DuDe May 26, 2015