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Battle of the Bulge 

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."

Hero’s Bulge 

The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.
Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge
Hero’s Bulge by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018

Emergency beer bulge 

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

Battle of the Bulge 

When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.
Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.

Resting Dick Bulge 

It’s like resting bitch face but when your dick is flaccid
Bro, did you see the size of that guy’s Resting Dick Bulge?
Resting Dick Bulge by Elbowgrease2 November 22, 2022

morning bulge 

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants
My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge
morning bulge by tory borty April 30, 2013