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Blando

n. and adj.

plural: blan-dos

Derogatory term (except sometimes when used defensively by blandos themselves) applied to a performance music member, staffperson or other profiteer more interested in hype, marketing and supporting a political network than in music and genuine performance genres.

Original form was "bando", in order to distinguish those of mediocre intentions from genuine band and performance members and supporters. Similarities to the word "bland" are intentional, reflecting this impression of mediocrity, i.e., less than what could be as evidenced by hype and politics. Most usually related and applied to highly competitive marching band circuits and Drum Corps International (DCI).
"The best marching bands at the show didn't win, because the blandos were judging and put the blando school first." (both noun and adjective forms)
by Songspirit May 1, 2006
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Blandy

A dual-action blow job, hand job combination. Also known as 'a good blowjob'.
We were dancing in my living room and she went down on me right there. It was the best blandy I've ever gotten.
by The Leisure Diver August 25, 2011
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Boland

The type of sex you have when your on your period...through the butt.
Girl:We cant sorry im on my period..
Boy: lets just do the boland
by 123456boobsss June 15, 2010
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bufanda

1)The act of scratching/fondoling one's own genitalia.
2)The act of speaking in a group about scratching/fondoling one's own genitalia.
(bufanda- bufanding, bufandas, bufanded)
"Sergio is bufanding himself right now."
"I want you all to know that bufanda is going on right here in the office."
by macpop February 25, 2005
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Blander

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).
That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.
by blandersong January 10, 2009
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Hurnty Bolander

A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.
"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.
by Gaietyy June 22, 2009
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Blandzing

I asked Jamie how she felt about blandzing, and if she'd ever let me do it to her.
by Atrex December 19, 2005
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