mongolian super buffet

The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.

I only went there to identify a person, and I ended up giving that body a mongolian super buffet.

by whatttttt December 25, 2007

Brother buffet

When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.

Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...

by Steagles June 11, 2006

buffet king

a fat guy who like buffets and steals all the food

blue man:look at that fat guy

red man:yeah the buffet king

buffet king:so what im fat

red and blue man:lolololol

by Code Alpha May 11, 2010

buffet spirit

the enthusiasm for the large quantity and variety of foods that you have in front of you at the buffet; getting pumped about the large meal you are about to consume.
A high level of buffet spirit would lead to buffet momentum.

"Its time for to go eat at the buffet, you better have your buffet spirit!"
"don't worry, Ive got my BUFFET SPIRIT!!! This buffet won't know what hit it"

by zamalek October 18, 2011

buffet jenga

The feat of going to a buffet and on each trip managing to arrange your food into a enormous mountain as to make as few trips as you can but still making sure your trip to the buffet will require buffet pants

"Damn, bruh, I didn't think it was possible to get EVERYTHING they had on one plate, you're a buffet jenga king!"

by My2Gunz March 8, 2013

Buffiest

Pronounced buff-e-ist, used to describe when you’re best buddies with someone but it is not a good enough word.

-“Hey! Are you and that guy best buddies?”
-“No, we’re actually best buffiests.”

by coolleanbeans25 July 18, 2018

crab buffet

when someone with a lot of crabs is in a steam room and a lot of people start to eat them

ummmmm crab buffet

by cardscub April 13, 2010