Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 August 6, 2013

Bachelor Bucket List

Various things to do before you kill your bachlerhood and settle down.

Man1: I wanna go on a vacation by myself and have a bunch of 1 night stands.

Man2: Well add that to your Bachelor Bucket List.

by Tobeezy January 4, 2019

typical "bachelor pad" cuisine

"Undignified" or "bare basics" foods like quick-oats mixed with milk and raisins, canned stew/sausages/beans eaten straight out of the can, etc.

Self-sufficient dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany accepts me as I am and is always okay with just the typical "bachelor pad" cuisine that I feed her whenever she comes over... she values my companionship and caring, she realizes that I am always kind and generous in my own way, and she is grateful for any and all help that I give her, and so she doesn't mind my somewhat-cluttered digs or the hard-boiled eggs and cold "reduced for quick sale" sandwiches soaked in whole milk that I typically serve her for snacks.

by QuacksO October 21, 2018

bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.

Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."

by GAGGOT January 17, 2010

Bachelorette frog

Meme in Advice dog form, consisting of an exotic frog with a pink purple background.

The frog is apparently a girl, and states and girl situation/scenario that points out how illogical girls are.

ACT LIKE A WHORE

*bachelorette frog*

THEN GET PISSED AT BEING TREATED LIKE A WHORE

by 2010ends April 9, 2010

Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or become another power-hungry staff.

Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.

by Zoeboey March 19, 2009

Bachelor Job

anything done in the following manners:

1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.

1. Bob didn't want to shower before the party so he put deodorant on his unwashed armpits. It was a Bachelor Job.

2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.

3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.

4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.

by BlueCollarRocker September 12, 2009