post break up syndrome (PBUS)

when ur so bummed about just bein dumped by the person you loved, that you start acting like a total retard

"hey evrybody listen to this" (bends over and farts)

by giz May 24, 2004

if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

a quote made by me, because it's the truth

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021

Don’t break up

Veronica don’t break up with Furkan cause he likes u a lot. And if u do break up you’ll have 19 years of bad luck

Don’t break up

by Some1fromspace November 1, 2019

Wake up and Break up

The phrase 'wake up and break up' means when two people are together in a relationship but always fighting and complaining to their friends about their partners we would say they need to wake up and break up.
By: Kaylana

Person 1: John he is always so mean I don't know why I'm with him.
Person 2: Wake up and Break up!

by Kay_002 December 17, 2022

national break up day

june 10th is declared national break up day. hug that guy, go on a walk with someone in the forest, get broken up with. break up with your girl on june 10th.

hey bro when is national break up day?

june 10th man
okay i’ll break up with my girl then

by jone abdula June 10, 2021

first break up

your first breakup will be the hardest to get over. it will hurt the most and will have you questioning yourself everyday. thinking “were they really the one” or “why don’t they love me”. your first breakup will drive you crazy, it will tear your heart into a million pieces. every song you hear and every object you see will some how remind you of them. you will cry. a lot. it will be tough

your first break up will have you crying in your bed for a week wearing sweatpants

by carlygnash February 6, 2018

national break up with your gf day

break up with her

yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her

by ok sis October 5, 2021