Upon first glance, one might assume that this phrase is the start of a description of some horrible event. For instance, "It's a good thing they got rid of that backwards fucking law that black people had to sit on the back of the bus." But no no, you would be wrong. Backwards fucking is a mythological sex position in which man and woman, both on their hands and knees, fuck backwards by having the man tuck his penis backwards betwixt his ass cheeks. Naturally, this is impossible. Even Peter North would be impressed as a motherfucker. If your friends ever go on a trip and come back with stories of their wild nights backwards fucking models, you should be inclined to look impressed and nod just to hear how much bullshit they spew, but know that it is nonetheless bullshit.
"Hey guys, I was having sex with two hot girls from New York, but they were soooo freaky. They wanted me to face away from them and backwards fuck them both. So I was backwards fucking them both, and they loved it. I am a sex God."
No, Josh Riese (Example name), no you are not.
No, Josh Riese (Example name), no you are not.
by JRDidntdothat February 4, 2010
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This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
by c-pop June 18, 2008
Get the backwards bear mug.A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.
Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
by mrsteveo March 24, 2009
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Get the Backwards Dougie mug.1. adj. - describes techniques, styles or persons considered unsophisticated, outdated, amatuer, lame, ineffective, uneducated, ignorant, moronic and otherwise just not the best solution or hippest situation.
ie. a backwards ass way of doing things, These freaks still had this backwardass shrine to Elvis in their family room with the obligatory black velvet painting and everything, because they thought that was so "cool".
by Phauggy July 12, 2014
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To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.
by Joe Bortz January 13, 2014
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