branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people

hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc

by evil hell squirl June 23, 2010

awkward branch

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

by Kellee April 3, 2007

Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice

To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter

by wookerrs September 30, 2011

pearl branch

Isn't that when you cum on a tree?

"What did you get for Valentine's day?"

"Just a pearl branch, how about you?"

by _Snew June 7, 2019

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 16, 2005

Flowery Branch

A small middle of nowhere city located in the middle of nowhere in Georgia. It is very unimportant.

Person 1: "Hey, we're going through Flowery Branch"
Person 2: "OK? Why do you care?"
Person 1: "I don't know"
Person 2: "Exactly."

by FloweryBranchIsBoring February 2, 2021

Branching out

The act of shagging outside of your local parish.
Travelling to the next village for shag

I’m branching out lads... I hear there’s a fine filly in the next village

by You’re too young September 7, 2018