boxing

An extremely physical sport in which two men who weigh nearly the same fight each other in hand to hand combat. Usually little pansies that can't box bash it. There is a chance of developing something called "punch drunk" syndrome where you develop slurred speach, and loss of coordination and motor skills but usually only boxers who get hit alot (pro boxer) develop this. There is also a small chance of death.

Fatality rates per 100,000 participants


Horse-racing...........128
Sky-diving...............123
Hang gliding.............55
Mountaineering........51
Scuba diving............11
Motorcycle racing......7
College football..........3
Boxing...................1.5


Cited in Cantu, Boxing and Medicine, Human Kinetics Illinois, 1995

Mike Tyson has been boxing way too long and has lost more brain cells than he can count.

by Aidyn April 16, 2005

The Box

A not-so-common nickname for a Best Buy store.

"Hey Ani, you workin in The Box today?"

by Team Tripod July 08, 2009

The Box

n. A criminal trial by jury

Been to the box twice on that gangster shit

by The Mad Grammarian December 17, 2017

boxed

Having sexual intercourse on the train

You boxed her

by mwong04 May 29, 2009

box

An immigrant who strongly believes he is a citizen of Canada.

1. That box is so stubborn about his birthplace.
2. I know a box named Boxi, he is an illegal immigrant

by Halipender Arpneer July 07, 2004

boxing that

having sex with someone. typically a phrase said to a man to describe his booty call. similar to "you getting some"

Matt: Dude you are with that girl all the time. you boxing that?

Eddie: nah. not yet. maybe if I turn straight.

by weaponxmp1 April 23, 2009

box

1. (n; adj) A person who appears to be hip and relevant but, upon further inspection, lacks substance; a square in disguise; a poser.

2. (n; adj) An undesirable vagina

Sally's cool but her fat sister's a total box.

by Ice Cream Advantage December 31, 2011