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Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.
Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."
by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010
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bournewick

Sex betwixt James Bourne and Charlie 'Chazwick' Simpson of Busted. Considered wrong by many fans of Jaybourne and Jaywick
Bournewick is love.

Bournewick is SO not love, Jaywick is love and that is that.
by Alice November 11, 2004
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Bourgeois ghetto

Somethign that is nice or classy, but has been added to with somehting unsightly
A BMW with ducktape holding cardboard over a broken window.
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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bourgeois

originally refers to the middle class people in a capitalist society, however now used to refer to posh people.
Monica ft Dem Franchise Boyz - Everytime the Beat Drop:
"Cause I ain't one of these too bourgeois broads"
by Dubai December 7, 2006
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bourdelson

The idea that Brad Delson and Rob Bourdon, of Linkin Park, are involved in a romantic relationship. Comes from combining Bourdon with Delson, not unsimilar to how bennoda was created.
I support Bourdelson!
by Rachel November 5, 2004
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Bursed

Bursed is when you seem to always miss the bus, if you come on time, the bus came early. If you come early, the bus comes irrationally late. And no matter what you do, no matter how many times you call, it never comes at the according time and seems to always make you wait as long as possible.

So you have the curse of the busses, the bus curse.
"Your late again?!" "Sorry man, I'm bursed."
by ggakk September 13, 2009
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Bourgeoisie

The word is actually bourgeoisie, not "bushwazee" and is a French word used to describe someone in the upper class or upper middle class.
"Music makes the people come together.
Music mix the bourgeoisie and the rebels"
-Madonna's "Music" lyrics
by Novemberfire August 24, 2008
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