borexious

the one who is BORED and ANXIOUS

She is always borexious. Always bored.

by nalindotexe March 29, 2022

Borexit

When a slippery pig knows it's done for and does its foremost to evade the inevitable.
The size of an Arsehole.
The Gape of your Bunghole.
A person who incessantly drones on about Brexit.
The withdrawal from a market.
Retracting your Johnson from a pig.
Shuffling off the perch while balls deep in Pepper Pig.

Petre " I say Quentin that was a bugger withdrawing from that bore".
David "Yes it was a rather dandy time until someone threw a Spanner in the works with the prosciutto affair".
Petre "What a jolly good time we had at the Bullingdon club until Borexit".
David /Petre " Ha ha ha bloody fantastic".

by Dan Lor Dan July 8, 2022

borexiety

The feeling of boredom mixed with anxiety, often caused by having nothing to do while waiting for the outcome of a future event with important consequences (e.g. waiting for a surgery to finish, test results, job call-backs).

"FML. Watching this new show but can't even enjoy it cause I've such crazy borexiety from waiting for my LSAT score."

by toadsith January 3, 2023

botox party

A party where a group of people gather to inject botox.

WARNING: The drinking of alcohol is illadvised.

Example of a conversation one may find at a Botox Party:
Jim: Hey! You got your botox in my pudding!
Fancisco: Oh. Sorry, Sir.

by jordanyo. January 5, 2007

Botext

Text message booty call that makes you feel young for an hour. It's as if you had virtual botox.

Imagine! At our age, he sent me a botext. I felt like a 16 year old for an hour.

by Chinafox August 5, 2010

botel

Bleeding Out the Eyes Laughing, A counterculture move to retalliate against the LOL's and BFFL's out there. A real man's internet slang.

1: did you hear? Bush almost choked to death on a pretzel.
2: botel!

by Jammin September 12, 2005

Bitextual

When someone flirts equally with males and females via text.

Connor: heyyyy will are we gonna go sledding tommorrow or whattt? ;)
Will: GTFO. youre such a bitextual

by willad February 19, 2011