booksmart

1. A very smart person who bases his or her arguments on facts from books

2. To have brains

1. Wow that girl in the far back corner is a booksmart.

2. That guy has booksmarts

brains smart books arguments

by etrnty May 4, 2009

Boobus

To be jealous of another female for having larger breasts. May be on a conscious or subconscious level.

Mary: "Why does the boss always pick on you?"
Christine: "Bitch is boobus."

by mmindy88 January 6, 2015

Bookslapped

When you pull off some smartass comeback against a crappy teacher that gains everyone else a few glorious moments of banter, but gains you extra work or a detention.

Teacher: Where's your book?
Smartass: At home.
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Smartass: Having more fun than me.
*insert laughter here*
Teacher: Detention at lunch for not doing your homework.
Skrub: Damn, he just got bookslapped.

by REKT_69 February 19, 2017

Bookshop

A place where you can sell/buy books to read.

I love books so I go to the bookshop.

by ?????..... March 6, 2017

bonkus of the konkus

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.

Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

by KidSister94 April 24, 2023

Campus Bookstore

A huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can. Disguised as an honest operation, every campus bookstore sells you books it knows full well you will never use, and refuse to take them back unless for 30% of the original price, which they will resell for 70% of the original price.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?

Guy 2: I can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.

by Pissedoffsophomore October 7, 2012

potemkin bookshelf

Potemkin bookshelf: someone's bookshelf filled with books they've never read.

Books put on display only for the sake of display or some sort of vicarious status seeking.

Did you see that fake intellectuals bookshelf? He doesn't even have an idea of what's in those books on his shelf.

Did you see that fake intellectuals bookshelf? He doesn't even have an idea of what's in those books on his potemkin bookshelf.

Derived from Potemkin village: a village that is just a facade. Just for show. Enter any door and it turns out to be hollow. Totalitarians and dictator types tend to build these in order to impress their oppressed masses or convince the outside that they are a salubrious nation when they are not.

by Shawlatan July 7, 2022