Boofing

Boofing... The act of taking drugs and alcohol up the rectum. For a really great buzz. And Brent Kavanaugh (the SCOTUS #1 pick of President Donald Trump ) currently being interviewed by the Senate Judicial Commitee and under oath and felony penalty of perjury stated When asked by a Senator. What exactly does boofing meant ?He exclaimed "Belching, Senator , I was 17 years old it means a big burp. It means burping."

Ohhhhh okay, sure it is Brent .

I bet it's really rectal drugs and alcohol or better yet anul sex.

Have you tried boofing with the alumnus yet?

by wordsrpowerful September 30, 2018

top bolting

The action of locking the top bolt (contractor's lock) to prevent entrance of room mates and/or other uninvited guests whilst "flickin/jackin it" on your lunch break. Not doing so could result in either the awkward "OMG! YOU SAW MY JUNK!" or the always plainful blue bean/blue balls (see Blue Bean)

"Thank sweet baby Jesus i was top bolting whenever Christa came home or she would have walked in on me right as i was about to bleach the sheets!"

by Shae Baby August 5, 2008

Boofing

To draw, or do something stupid.

Why is he doing all that smh he boofing.

by Pondino May 6, 2017

bowlfinger cum foofer

the bowling alley slut. a man masturbates into a bowling ball and the girl, working behind the pins, sucks the cum out the ball

Bram couldn't get any action so he went to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Josh: Bram should try to felsh the foof from Danielle.

Dan: Fuck that shit yo. He gonna go to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Bram: Boi

by theoriginalbramasarus April 15, 2009

bowfinger

(adj.) a verb originated in Miami, describing someone who is absolutly THE greatest example of perfection.

(n.) 1. Pimp. 2.Owner of Austin Sheffield

Also see pimp and balla

(adj.) Damn...that guy's so bowfinger.

(n.) What a Bowfinger.

by The One and Only Bowfinger March 1, 2005

Boofing

To have sex

Me and Cheryl were Boofing last night

by Scales of Justice September 27, 2018

Boffing

When something/someone is looking vile.( noun = “boff boff”)

“ errr he’s boffing”

by Jdksk May 6, 2019