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Blanket Whore

A blanket whore is someone who insists on having more than half the bed covers when they should be shared evenly. Also derived from the blanket whore; Pillow whore, someone who will make sure they have the majority of the pillows when getting into bed with their partner.
1. Shanon was such a blanket whore that it only took 15 minutes before Ben had no sheets on his side of the bed. 2. There are 6 pillows but Ben is being a pillow whore and will only let Shanon use 2 of them!
by Bs914570Sc September 15, 2009
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boo blanket

When a girl is cold in the middle of the night, she will call out to her boyfriend or booty call or whoever is in her bed, the boo blanket is the warm body who she will call to roll over and warm her up.
Baby, I need my boo blanket, come over here and give it to me.
by Lisa LEO November 13, 2005
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Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.
The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.
by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008
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blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder
My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.
by dp May 6, 2003
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Pimp Blanket

When yo woman be taking the piss for wearing a dressing gown you be like..
It's not a dressing gown, Its a PIMP Blanket.
by Pimp Blanket July 15, 2014
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Blacken the Cursed Sun

Waking up with a hangover wishing the sun would go back down. Also, the title of a song from the album "Sacrament" released in 2006 by heavy metal band Lamb of God.
Last night was crazy! I need to go back to sleep. Please blacken the cursed sun!
by bbird January 15, 2008
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Blakean

(pronounced blakeian) - w.r.t. the visual arts, painstakingly realistic in representing human anatomy and other natural forms, while also radiantly imaginative.
In my Blakean year ... (Patti Smith)
by Mapplethorpe January 15, 2011
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