blender droppings

the remnants of a frozen daiquiri left in the blender after pouring a glass

Jennifer, the bartender got hammered by drinking all the blender droppings

by rawderick January 22, 2009

blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010

Bladder Blocker

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker

What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!

by ilookmarvlus January 6, 2012

Beander Beanezes

Beans

Damn that's Beander Beanezes

by TheLonelyMongoose August 11, 2021

Wear Blinders

a.k.a. wear blinkers

to be ignorant or restricted in sight, as if wearing blinkers or blinkers

blinkers are devices use to restrict the sight of horses

You're never gonna be content if you don't try, try to see outside your line
There you go, you did it again!
You act as if there's a blinder on your eyes
-Glass, by incubus

only horses wear blinders, dude

by stanzz October 18, 2006

Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.

John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.

by T-Puppy November 21, 2019

you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022