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Dusty Butthole

This is a huge ice cream sundae that is topped with melted chunky peanut butter. drizzled with chocolate syrup, and dusted with coco power. Whip cream can be used to make a creamy dusty butthole
Danm Joe you ate that dusty butthole like a pro!

Joe: i know i have a little brown on my face still .
by MS :) October 28, 2010
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butthole troll

A troll placed in the butthole to prevent a young boy being molested or participating in anal intercourse.
My diarrhea was so bad last night a crapped my butthole troll.
by Goochterminator26 November 8, 2015
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Butthole plum

It's a plum that has a hole in the top just big enough to stick your finger in
Victoria gave me a butthole plum yesterday
by Banter4 life November 23, 2015
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butthole hair

A cave in your anus which tends to be quite hairy
Butthole hair in my ass

“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”
by Marlin lover 758 January 13, 2018
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Buttholea

The outer circle of the butthole, much like the areola
She has a buttholea the size of silver dollars
by I.am.me126 April 20, 2020
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Butthole Bourbon

A low dollar alcohol purchase when you are desperate to get drunk but you don't have any money, generally tastes so bad you would think you were drinking it directly from someone's butthole.
I reached a new low today - Had to use the change in the sofa cushions and buy a pint of Butthole Bourbon just to get a buzz. I really need a job.
by c@pper April 3, 2021
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Itchy Butthole Day

Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.
I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.
by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010
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