Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

bellend fireball

1. When passing kidney Stones while having an STI

2. A not so good plumbing apprentice

You weren't at the pub Friday? I had a bad case of the Bellend fireballs again....

Gee that apprentice of yours is a real bellend fireball mate...

by Spindle.com August 30, 2024

Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm

What a bellend re alex

by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021

Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022