Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017

Bending My Gravy

Bending my gravy/you've bent my gravy is an expression used mainly in the UK, similar to saying "you're pissing me off"

1: "you're playing your music too loud it's really bending my gravy"
2: "okay sorry I'll turn it down"

by Calthegaymer January 16, 2020

milk bending

Stroking a penis till ejaculation. Without touching it physically.

Milk bending "Shit i think I've just been milk blended"

by Ricecakesxp August 18, 2014

shit binding

It is a form of binding that is a sub category from water bending

It is also a way to bend people's words to go in your favor

Bro is that avatar using the secret technique of shit binding

Dang what was that "it was shit bending"

by Pluto71 November 9, 2020

Two way Gay-ta binding

When one man is inseparably connected with another man through homosexual means.

When Sam's and Kiley's collide it creates two way gay-ta binding

by Weenman12 September 19, 2018

Bending the Cheese

To take the piss

Aww dude you just bent the cheese right out of him.

You are bending the cheese, mother fucker.

by Shady Neo September 24, 2008

Elbow bending

1. To drink adult beverages

Hell yeah, I could use a drink or twenty. Let's do some elbow bending!

by Berry817 October 26, 2010