Beadle

someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen

Don't be a beadle

by ms November 27, 2003

bedders

It means going to bed

Im going bedders now

by josiecoops February 25, 2009

Buddles

A cool shorter way of saying Butt Holes.

Look at those Buddles

by bellamy November 12, 2013

Biddlephiled

A UK term used in fun by those who don't really understand what "nonce" means.

"To be pounced on (sexually) by the biggest nonce (child molester) possible when least expecting it."

She was biddlephiled!

by Imperfectly March 6, 2008

Beadle

a total prick

ure beadle

by sparky November 29, 2003

Biddle

to scratch someone sensually with one's acrylic nails, Normally girl to boy

After I got my nails done, i called a hot guy over and we did extacy and I biddled him all night <3

Frank: damn, Jenifer just got new acyrlics
Tom: did she biddle you?
Frank: hell yah, it felt bomb !

by TheBabie June 1, 2009

Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.

Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"

by Matt April 27, 2004