Bethany CT

A small redneck town, in the middle of the woods, next to the most gayest town of Woodbridge. Bethany Is about 98 percent catholic and 99 percent white. No Crime at all. In Bethany we have farms for horses and cows. Every one here has a tractor. Everyone there is a hick. The kids there get new shovels for their birthdays, and have to go to school at Amity high school with the orange kids, and the rich and snobby Jew kids who live in woodbridge. These hilbilies who live here always play redneck games when they are bored. They have shitty grammar when they talk and they cant spell. There is no movie theater, no stores of and kind, and this place is not for me. If you are a city person don't live here.

Man look at my new shovel I got for my birthday, this is what you get living in Bethany CT.

by been here, hated it, so moved January 20, 2012

Bethan

bloody scary when given a ribbon!!! or a fan for that matter

what the hell am i supposed to do with this pie?

by tepidcow November 10, 2003

Bethany's Cunt

A beautiful vagina, soft and silky, and sweet like a little pink rosebud.

If you come across a Bethany's Cunt you just can't stop yourself from becoming intoxicated by it's juices.

After they had seen a Bethany's Cunt,

they would always want to see it again and again.

by ThatOneMarriedBitch October 20, 2011

Bethany

Bethany is the sweetest, most honest girl you'll ever meet. She'll tell you everything, even if she's brutally honest, she never hides anything. Bethany has every quality a friend needs, therefore she finds it easy to socialise. Some people don't see eye to eye with Bethany, but she's different. Bethany is full of fun and laughter and knows how to help. Bethany can be fierce and feisty, she's fiercely loyal and will always protect you.

Bethany is Bethany and no one can change that.

Bethany walked into class with a smile on a her face, ready to start a new day.

Julia: Bethany is so nice and fun, she's definitely one to remember.
Elysia: Bethany, Bethany, Bethany, no one can forget.

by Gymnastics cheerleader 101 July 14, 2017

Dirty Bethan

When a sexual parter likes being both whipped and choked with a belt, so, as you're choking them, you pull the belt away to whip them, leaving their neck burning so it feels like the belt is still there, but it is not.

You only need one belt to do a dirty Bethan.

by BJROGER April 7, 2020

Bethanne

N. An authority figure who doesn't tattle.
N. Someone who smokes only legal products.

We never get in trouble for drinking at the dorms, our Resident Assistant is such a bethanne!

Bethanne doesn't smoke marijuana, only hookah.

by ARKLady February 5, 2010

Bethanne

N. a petite person with big boobs.
V. not affiliated with greek life at a university.

I don't know how she finds shirts that fit, shes such a Bethanne!

Did she rush this semester? No, shes bethanne.

by ARKBlonde February 5, 2010