batavia

The wanna-be hood of western new york.

"I'm from Batavia, da hood"
"No you're not, so how does that taste"

by golf123 January 16, 2008

two fives beat a ten

The knowing instruction given to a prodigy by an older and wiser male when referencing women to choose for sexual encounters. This rule will also make it much more possible to convince two women to go to bed with you at the same time.

Young dude,"God, that girl's a ten, I'm gonna go talk to her."
Old dude, "Son, those two over there are not as attractive, but two fives beat a ten."

by Skip in DE January 7, 2007

Beatard

Someone who knows everything there is to know about the Beatles...sometimes much more than is ever needed to know

My friend even knows what religion each of the Beatles were...he's such a Beatard!

by The Original Beatard October 22, 2009

old batalac

grumpy old lady

That OLD BATALAC yells at me every time I walk by her house.

by fideuce May 14, 2014

Beat a Furry century

so you missed november 27th. No worries because from here on out. ITS BEAT A FURRY CENTURY. FROM 2020-2120 FELL FREE TO BEAT AS MANY FURRIES AS POSSIBLE. GOOD LUCK COMRADES

HOLY CRAP DID YOU HEAR JIMMY. ITS BEAT A FURRY CENTURY

by UntamedGamer December 8, 2020

Batavia, IL

Often known as the most boring city in Illinois, but is often challanged by other small cities in the dead space between Chicago and Springfield. If anything, it is the most boring town in the western suburbs and is loved by adults for being a safe place with good schools.

Also known as Butt-avia to locals

Resident: I'm from Batavia, IL!
Conversationalist: Where in the hell is that?
Resident: In hell.

by bri2 July 20, 2007

Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004