buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006

baltringue

Snitch in french. Derived from the french word balance

"La rue, ils sont dingues, jamais tourner le dos à une seringue
Retire ton string joue pas les baltringues
On aime les histoires d'hommes et de flingues" -Nessbeal

by FrenchLascar187 August 12, 2004

buttering

Doing a 360 around your thumb with a pen, marker, pencil, or other writting utensil. Although difficult to get down at first, it becomes second nature to butter around 7 times in a row.

English was slow today, so I was buttering with my pen for twenty minutes and got 15 in a row.

by gone laggs May 4, 2010

Turd buttering

The act of a woman searching weird shit in urban dictionary

Dude, that chick was totally just turd buttering

by BreadBreadington September 13, 2017

bettering

something said on the phone to me and I was convinced that it WAS a word.... and now it is.

I love you Kyle

he was bettering the butter

by Lisa August 12, 2004

Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012

bartering

(v). to offer a BJ or BJs in exchange for merchandise.

Jow was bartering with AG to get the Reactor he had been wanting.

by noice87 February 21, 2012