Baloney Bonus

The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.

It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.

by Baloney Bonus June 28, 2012

Baloch

The Baloch are a central asian iranic ethnic group residing in pakistan, afghanistan, iran, turkmenistan, tajikistan and some gulf countries. They tend to have caucasion features, and are well known for their sharp noses and dusky eyes and mainly speak balochi, a bad ass iranian language which sometimes sounds like mix of chinese and persian.

Never mess with a baloch, they love their guns a tad bit too much. They love playing cards and hookah and buzkashi is their religion.

yo are you a baloch?
yeah
k, i was just getting out of here

by chico man September 12, 2019

Pennsylvania Ballot Dump

After you're done sleeping with a girl, you tell her you have to work early and leave. Only to come back between 3 and 4 am to sneak in and take a dump on her chest.

Man, Kimmie thought she won because I left, little did she know she would fall victim to the Pennsylvania Ballot Dump. I WIN!

by PMESS-10" February 11, 2021

Balone Passion

One Part Pickle Juice
One Part Mustard

Garunteed to get the dick hard and the pussy wet.

Shit mane get me some of that balone passion, baby.

by Kyle Snyder July 18, 2006

baloney slices

Big, wet stains under your arms, on your shirt.

Wow, did you see the baloney slices on that guy. A Drew and Mike -ism from WRIF Detroit.

by Mike in Milford July 23, 2006

balo

a slang word for a baller or a cool person.
pronounced like (bal-oh) not (ball-oh) or (bay-low)

yo son that girl is such a balo!

by Meghanbalo December 9, 2007

baloney pony chow hound

A person that loves sucking dick

Sarah is one hell of a baloney pony chow hound

by Big Hoss1993 March 12, 2018