Ballocaust

When 2 men go ass-to-ass and shove their balls into each other's assholes.

The ballocaust? That's when Mosier shoved his balls up my ass, man.

by Superhonky October 3, 2011

Ballmouse

The adjective "Ballmouse" originated in Hull University halls of accomodation. During a LAN gaming session, a particular player would often be disadvantaged in the game by their use of a wireless ball mouse - (as opposed to a corded optical mouse)

During a game of Counter-Strike for example, a player may screw up their aim, miss, and get a pummeling from another player. One of the other players then yells "BALLMOUSE!" very loudly within earshot of the player that messed up - and raucous laughter ensues.

The word has since evolved such that it may be called out a someone being self-detrimentally stupid or proving their idiocy to themselves through their ill thought out actions.

by Nu 0wn3r5h1p April 18, 2005

Balldick

To put the dick and balls in ones mouth when giving a blowjob.

"She took all my balldick like a champ"

by Hunk&Pippie March 21, 2009

ballbonic plague

A rash on the taint/ABC region of a woman from having a mans dirty balls slapping against it during missionary intercourse.

Susan-"Ahh, my taint itches. Do you have any ointment?

Amy-"Sorry, No. What happened?"

Susan-"I think I got the ballbonic plague from this long haul trucker I was fucking yesterday. I knew his balls smelled funny."

Amy-(Vomits)

by thementant September 18, 2012

Ballcock

The condition where by ones testicles retract upwards creating a singular solid formation with the penis. Usually due to a hefty kick aimed at the nether-region of a male, often induced by an inappropriate comment or touch

That bitch gave me a right ballcock with that kick I only felt her tit

by Dsto February 18, 2005

Balldrag

n. When someone accidentally says something in false note (voice).
This is often used by South African adolescents.

A: I really like ice-"cream~!@#$"
B: Errm, balldrag!

by kanzume November 7, 2006

ballon knot sex

anal sex,(due to the fact that the anus looks like a big balloon knot

Sally asked Lisa if she ever tried the balloon knot sex?

by Freddy February 20, 2005