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Baloonist

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!
That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist
by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010
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Balonely

The deli meat of choice for someone who is, and always will be, forever alone.
"dude I sold some deli meat to this lady the other day and she said it was for her 11 cats" "Whoa, Bro, that must've been a hefty stack of Balonely"
by Rennieman October 20, 2012
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balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health
"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid
by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018
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Ballon D’Or Mentality

Elite way of thinking that leads to dominating the opponent.
Adrian: Bro I went on an absolute bender last night and I lost my soul! But I aced the exam the next day!

Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!
by Eatspeedrecords October 10, 2022
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green baloon

When u have anal sex with a women and she squirt diareah all over your dick causing a green bubbly baloon.
Last night I had sex with Nicki and she had a green baloon i almost got solmenela!
by green baloon January 17, 2015
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Stoney Baloney

by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022
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