backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012

backseat gaming

Backseat gaming is to constantly offer suggestions while you're dead or not activtely playing.

Bro stop backseat gaming

by 216ki April 19, 2023

BackSeat Rizzing

when the homies try to rizz up your girl for you

Amelia: Ya'll suck at rizzing

Jah'Rond: Tell her you want to lick her dry

Jackson: Letme rizz her on my own, Stop backseat rizzing!

by Aphirdote April 23, 2023

Backseated Whackbeat

When a girl you pick up beats off eveyone in the car for a ride.

Jenny was picked up and beat off everyone in the car-Backseated Whackbeat

by Samuri 99 May 05, 2003

backseat driver

a sex position involving three people, usually two male and one female. one man enters the girl from behind; she is on her hands and knees. this man holds her hair and controls her head on the third person, who receives oral sex.

Let's just say we were drunk, we ran into her ex, and I was the backseat driver.

by 99escapee January 04, 2011

Backseat Bail

Sometimes referred to as a cum-and-run, a backseat bail is the act of having sex with a girl in the doggy-style position, finishing, and then running away before she turns around.

So I was fucking this chick last night, and as I sobered up I remembered she was ugly as fuck, so I grabbed my clothes and backseat bailed on her.

by Medway April 26, 2010

backseat GPSing

Calling out directions from the backseat even though the driver is using a GPS device.

We were in a cab driving from the airport and my wife was backseat GPSing the whole way.

by utjhawk January 01, 2012