International Baccalaureate

The International Baccalaureate a.k.a the I.B. or I.B.t.f.g.g meaning: I Blow Teachers for Good Grades. The (I.B.t.f.g.g) is well known among students that flunk some IB subjects due to it's complexity (biology and physics) and its abundant amount of work that does not let you have a minute alone to stimulate yourself (masturbate). The only sexual activity you get to do when you take the IB course is the blow job if you are female or a cunnilingus if you are a male (to the IB teachers of course)
The IB program is dedicated to those international young people out there who think they need this special, intriguing, fun, and exciting program to enter into a good university or college. Now this is what the IB counselor (who probably is one of the greatest persons alive in the art of telling lies) tells you and makes you believe in such a way that at one moment you think that without the IB program you will become a bum without a family, a job, a career, a wife/husband, and a house.

Now isn't this a load of bullshit, excuse my profanity, but the IB program is probably the most artificial, fabricated, and fraudulent program in history of moronic and brainwashed programs. The IB program is the perfect example of wild capitalism that's completely created for-profit.

If your parents are not forcing or obliging you to take this program, then don't do it. You will enjoy a better senior year without it; and with an abundant amount of more time free of activity, exams, art works, etc.

John: I can't masturbate tonight
Mike: Why? There's always time for that.
John: Not if you're taking International Baccalaureate

Mike: Oh, I'm so sorry, I did not know you were taking this course, I'm incredibly sorry for asking that.

by John Notch March 17, 2013

International Baccalaureate

A global organization that revolves around the philosophy of the Areas of Interaction and the IB Learners Profile. Typically classes are at a higher level of thinking and involve deeper thought. Other aspects include a decrease in social life, increased health problems (sleep deprivation, stress, headaches, etc.) and the susceptibility to ridicule by Certificate Candidates who have more interesting classes to choose from. Students usually appear to be brainy, witty and sometimes "smart-asses". Best of all, they are very good procrastinators and usually make parodies about the Learner Profile and likewise. Though there are plenty drawbacks, and I repeat, plenty, IB is very appealing to colleges and universities and can better prepare students for the work involved at that stage in their lives. (Written from a student's perspective)

Specifically for International Baccalaureate Diploma Candidates: TOK (Theory of Knowledge), CAS (Community/Activity/Service), the EE (Extended Essay), etc.

by Einstein's Assistant August 1, 2012

chewie bacca

some big, hairy mexican guy that lives across the street.

I think I saw him in Star Wars.

by momenti November 28, 2004

baccas

Baccas can be used in the terminology of "Doggy style" the sex position.

Frank: Yeo the baccas my girl caught last night
Tommy: Say word you had her in that doggy doggy!
John: You got that girl on lock!

by jessie.xo July 21, 2012

Baccarat

Pronounced: Back-A-Rat

Person who loiters around casino tables trying to earn rewards points on his/her membership card without actually placing any bets.

Outgoing supervisor: "Only three of these people are actually playing. All the rest are baccarats."

Incoming Supervisor: "Oh yes, the usual suspects are here."

by BriarRose999 November 19, 2011

BACCHIATE

(adj) astronomical term used to describe celestial bodies (such as planets) of comparatively large proportions.

Dr. Farnsworth first identified the bacchiate planet circling the G228 pulsar.

by Wilson Carney September 21, 2006

bacconi

Bacon maccaroni - for when you are feeling like having Mac and cheese with bacon, but can't have any cheese

I got some bacconi on the stove cause my girl comin over is lactose intolerant bro

by Bacongrief November 20, 2015