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business development officer

Some asshole in a suit who thinks hes classy, but in reality, its the biggest dick known to mankind. They try to fool you with their smart title, because they dont want it revealed that they are low rent scum, much like used car salesmen and Bobblett Brothers Trucking out of Lexington Kentucky.
That guys card said he was a business development officer, but I think hes a real fuckin dick.
by STFUnGFY March 7, 2016
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business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources
If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.
by Sexydimma May 30, 2017
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Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.
"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."
by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017
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Business Queer

A person that holds their chromebook like a business person and looks like a queer
“OOOHHHH TEAM BUSINESS QUEERRRRRR”
by Business QUEERRRRRRRR October 15, 2017
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Business Day

The unit of measurement to measure the time taken for 'Hamno' to perform simple daily tasks.
It took Hamno 3 Business Days to get a bottle of water, he went on too many side quests.
by Linueax June 26, 2023
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business and comunications

a skanky subject that british kids have to take because it gets the school more money. its basically a waste of time for everybody taking the course.
guy 1:"did you do alright in ure gcses?"
guy 2:"not bad but i got an E in business and comunications"
guy 1:"ah yeah thats a waste of time"
by lilsam123 January 31, 2008
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Business plan

Something that most entrepreneur's start their businesses without.
Initial Investor: May I have a copy of your business plan?
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.
by TheOneAndOnlyllldd October 12, 2014
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