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beta male brainwashing

n.

Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.

α β Dogma

1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection

2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits

4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser

5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus

6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased

7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex

8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.

9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate

10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives

It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
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Blue Pill Beta Cuck

Predominantly a Male Liberal that has no choice but to let his girl call the shots and almost certainly hates Donald Trump
by Got no Splein Gene February 10, 2023
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Beta Female

The Beta Female is the Alpha Female's right hand woman. A beta will be one of the Apha's closest friendsand one of her most trusted confidants. She knows the Alpha very well perhaps even since childhood. The Beta female will be called upon to voice her opions and her evaluations will most times be valued by the Alpha Female. She also knows when to keep silent and when to talk. She is second in command. A Beta Female will be someone who thinks similarly to the Alpha Female and is unfailingly loyal to her and vice versa. Unfriendly Beta females may be intimadated by the unknown Alpha Female and will either be befriended or create an enemy according to her attitude. A Beta is never an Alpha wannabe, she is comfortable with who she is.
It gets lonely being at the top, and every Alpha Female needs a Beta Female.
by The_Duchess5257 February 10, 2010
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Beta Male Music

Music that is written, performed, or about Beta Males.

1. The type of songs with lyrics that describe a male social outcast who in the end of the song may or may not win the popular babe he secretly crushes on.

2. Songs that describe beta male's in-your-face rebellion towards social stereotyping or alpha people.

3. Songs that profess a beta male's secret love to a girl of higher social status or simply, a girl he likes but knows he can't have; most commonly, his long-time girl bestfriend.

4. Songs that profess beta male's eternal love for his girlfriend or mom or grandmom or his buddies or his dad - whatever works.

5. songs that describe a beta male as his girl's "shoulder to cry on"

6. songs that describe a beta male's frustration over his relationship with a girl who's full of herself and does not value beta male's greatness.
Beta Male Music examples:

1. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

2. Pork and Beans - Weezer

3. Gimme A Chance - Plain White T's

4. 1234 - Plain White T's

5. Kelsey - Metro Station

6. Annabelle - A Rocket To The Moon
by wellhereigo October 4, 2010
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beta baby

The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.
Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."

Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."
by Anna LeStache May 10, 2011
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Zeta Phi Beta

Keeping sweet, an organization of Finer Women.
I want to be a lady so im gona pledge ZPHIB (Zeta Phi Beta) !
by Jasmine taylor September 7, 2007
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Beta Male

Pilot Pete: a male who is unable to conclusively make any decisions. An individual who lacks testosterone and respect.
Pilot Pete is a Beta Male
by konacoffee February 25, 2020
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