Anal Aperture

The opening of the anus, from which Fundie Muck emerges.

see also; asshole.

William Randolph Hearst was an anal aperture because of his views on marajuana.

eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.

by follywood April 21, 2009

Aspergers

Aspergers (or Aspies) are individuals far smarter than most of us who fall high on the ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder). Aspies often are socially awkward, or have no awareness of social acceptance. Those on the spectrum are often highly intellectual, including Bill Gates and Albert Einstien. Aspies are "rule followers". It is not uncommon for Those with ASD to lack empathy, have a hard time grasping basic life skill concepts or have a "filter", yet they excel in what is important to them, which is usually 1-2 major focuses or fascinations; math, science, computers, legos, art, quantum physics, etc. Secluding, or introverting is a normal part of this disorder, as well as having sensory issues to lights, sounds, frequencies, touch, textures and tastes. You would be suprised at how many of the worlds most brilliant inventors had Aspergers.

My son has Aspergers, he is 15. He finished his High School credits 2 years early and is studying quantum physics, yet will not cross streets on his own.

by Libbyidol May 18, 2014

Aspergers

Asperger syndrome, also known as AS, is a developmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests.
People with this disorder tend to be socially awkward.

Things that are common in this disorder is depression, intense interest in a limited number of things, learning disability, nightmares, or sensitivity to sound.

I have Aspergers

by genericstuff July 18, 2016

Asperger Attack

when a nigga names tyler has a freakout for no absolute reason everyday of the week

"Tyler has had his 5th Asperger Attack this week"

by myrawasshole June 11, 2018

Asperger's

A mild form of Autism. Asperger's makes people socially awkward and repeat themselves.

Some signs of Asperger's are being physically clumsy, too empathetic, and too focused on one subject.

Tim- "Champion totally flaunted her asperger's at the social x-country meet."
Raul- "Yeah, good thing it wasn't as bad as the previous times when she was obsessing over Family Guy yeah?"
Tim- "Most def"

by For-Free November 7, 2009

Ampersand

noun: the sign "&" (standing for the word 'and', as in "U & I")

“&” was actually part of the English alphabet. In the early 1800s, school children reciting their ABCs concluded the alphabet with the "&" coming after the letter 'Z'..........the alphabet was originally 27 characters long because '&' was an actual letter member.
But then Grammar Nazis decided "&" was not worthy of being in the alphabet, so they took it out (the same illogical mindset that decided Pluto was not a planet, but only a large asteroid.)

Ampersand, like Pluto were robbed of their identity!

by Jimmy Fedd June 20, 2016

Asperger Syndrome

Here's a quick definition which ISN'T offensive. AHEM

Aka Asperger's Syndrome, this has nothing to do with anyone's burgers or asses, rather it is a neurological difference some people have where they exhibit signs of Autism like failure to respond to social cues like looking at a watch and tapping feet, etc. etc. However, they are usually high-functioning, so this means most with Asperger Syndrome seem like dorks but are probably Einstein (or Sherlock Holmes) when nobody is picking on them.

My friend has Asperger Syndrome. At first, everyone laughed at him, but they stopped when he scored 300 points higher than them on the standardized test.

by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019