best awake voice

The voice you use when you boss rings and your still in bed, thus the boss thinks your either awake and working or out on the road.

The Boss rang this morning. I was still in bed and had to use my BEST AWAKE VOICE.

He thinks I'm working hard... lol..

by the boss dodger March 22, 2009

wide awake nightmare

Basically a hot mess, the craziest bitch you know.

That bitch is a wide awake nightmare.

by houskamatt May 15, 2017

wild awake

the act of not being able to sleep due to uncontrollable urge to think about one's sexual fantasies. wild came from the popular video franchise girls gone wild and awake from its original meaning.

i was wild awake last night after seeing my crush.

by printers July 10, 2010

shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

by P-Fat November 28, 2006

Awake

When you got fucking pissed the night before and now you're up at 6am wondering, hoping and being sorry in everyway for everything you've done and said.

Being aware of your mental disorder but still emailing your therapist random shit. Then also, acknowledging he will double his invoice this month.

Being awake ie, eyes open when everyone is a fucking asleep.

Knowing you'll never be a size 6 again.

Accepting that your personality is the only thing going for you.

Jen, you're mega aware of life.

Nah, I'm just awake.

by Dave Did It April 14, 2021

afoke

One sexy ass nigga that pulls all the hoes

I needa pull an afoke to get do bih

by Xtijvv February 28, 2019

sleeping awake

The act in which someone, often at a work station, is so finely on the cusp of sleep yet in a mental state of readiness.

Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?

Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.

Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?

Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.

by Dornelio June 8, 2010