Aqua Avenger

A shit so bad and so potent that it leaves the water brown after you flush

Dude mike left a huge aqua avenger in the toilet

by GrandpaMafia May 1, 2017

Hadi Awang

A type of person who has backward ideas and can steer the entire society into the brink of oblivion.

Damn this guy is a hadi awang!

by Maschom March 10, 2021

the clerk avenger

A super hero that gives hope to sales clerks and customer service representatives everywhere.

The Clerk Defender finds those that choose to be outrageous assholes to the fine people in customer service. He knows these assholes feel secure in the knowledge these poor customer service bastards are either too timid to stand up for themselves, or more likely do not want to lose their job.

The Clerk Avenger does not fear losing his job.

The Clerk Avenger brutally sodomizes assholes with a jaggedly broken 2" thick broom handle. He then leaves them to contemplate what life decisions they have made to warrant such a horrible fate.

Some say the Clerk Avenger is a menace! A Vigilante!

Some say The Clerk Avenger has no right to be a one man judge, jury, and sodomizer.

Those people are assholes. And should watch out......

For the Clerk Avenger.

Asshole: "I went to Home Depot the other day and told the kid on the sales floor his job was shit and so was he. Then I demanded a product that I effectively described as a thing that does a thing. He didn't know what I meant, because he was an idiot and I told him so. For some reason a man in spandex beat me and sodomized me with a big piece of splintery wood. Why would such a thing happen to me?"

Asshole's friend (who's probably an asshole too): "That happened to me the other day. It was The Clerk Avenger!"

by Corwin Mhael December 26, 2013

Avenged Sevenfold

Terms have been misleading on this band so let's set the record straight; Avenged Sevenfold is NOT for a fact a metal band or nor do they claim to be a metalcore or hardcore band. They have stated before that they do not appreciate the mislabeling and that they merely write whatever style their heart's desire. Many supposed fans have given this amazing band a bad name and image by claiming that they are trying to be metal or that they think they are. It is unfortunate that many fans open their mouths trying to defend this rock band before knowing what they are talking about. It is important to look into the bands musical roots and their intentions before saying ANYTHING, whatsoever!

Avenged Sevenfold, Rock, Not metal or hardcore

by VixxenFoxx August 2, 2008

avenged sevenfold

the best band ever. they r really friggin awesome

avenged sevenfold is a really really good band

by tomoba August 16, 2006

Nubile Avenger

n. 1. One who avenges nubs (see nub) 2. Swyft

You sir, are a Nubile Avenger.

by QWNR May 22, 2004

Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub

A dangerous cult that doesn't allow you to listen to, or talk to, or even look at albums for any band that isn't Avenged Sevenfold. People usually tend to join this cult after going to an A7X concert, and their friends are left with no means of helping them. You can try to show them that there is other music besides A7X, but it will be in vaine. the best thing is, is to move on. It's similar to if they became a zombie, there is just no hope for them. It is their belief that A7X will come down for them in the next 10 years or so in a spaceship, so they can live in a place where good music doesn't exist.

"dude you've got to help me! i went to this A7X concert, and now these people in robes are telling me that i have to go live in their Avenged Sevenfold Fanclub commune. he's really convincing tho, he sais that they have punch"

by sirjamestitsmcgee February 7, 2010