the rule where by which if alot of people are sleeping in one room and you wake up and people are having a conversation you shouldnt be hearing u announce ur awake-ness
sally: and then greg heard everything and told jack, i cant believe him
alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?
alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?
by gerald727272 October 28, 2006
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-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.
-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.
-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.
-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.
-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.
End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.
-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.
-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.
-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.
-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.
-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.
End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.
"Homie passed out with his shoes on, yo! I'ma make sure when he gets up tomorrow, he has a Crude Awakening!"
by qyj0L April 12, 2010
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the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.
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Get the Awakened mug.A process of a natural phenomenon that most do not get to experience in a single lifetime..most useualy involveing the 5 Chakra's.Can be a traumatic experience for some.Causing a sudden passion to explore truths by questioning all that you have been conditioned to believe including but not an expeption to Religion,History,Justiceetc.Leaving one to make dramatic life altering changes.However many turn to Yogapracticesfor the process..proven to be very beniphicial to one's health
Have you talked to Tracy latly?She had an Awaking and shes no longer a Christian as she now believes theres truth in all religionsand she is now an Omnist!
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Pat: Dude, I couldn't fall asleep after drinking last night.
John: You had your first awake-over.
Pat:...
Pat:Tool.
John: You had your first awake-over.
Pat:...
Pat:Tool.
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