Otto Apocalypse

A fucking dumbass, the most ugly thing to ever exist.

"who is otto apocalypse?"
"Oh a dumbass, i hope he dies soon"

by Feyyy_01 November 13, 2021

A - Z of Apocalypses

So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies

When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"

by .:Stormie:. October 16, 2009

Sassy Man Apocalypse

An outbreak of men that want to live a soft life and be treated like a princess.

"But we are in a sassy man apocalypse– the men are going into their soft girl era." said Lay Bankz.

by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023

Nickocado Avocado

Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha.

heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )

nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..

( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers

Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.

Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?

Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.

Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store

Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )

Nickocado Avocado, It's an obese, fat, freaking pig that is dying because he's eating too much and saying that it's just water weight. OINK

OINK BITCH :)

by Dino Chicken Nuggets October 8, 2021

apocalash

Where one goes clubbing the night before and the next morning, in fear of the hangover to come, begins to drink once more. The consumption of alcoholic beverages then continues throughout the entire today, until one is absolutely intoxicated.

For example: Shit, i think im still drunk from Smack. Apocalash? Yeh Brah. Apocalashhhhhhhhhh!

by fb19919239393 August 1, 2012

Avocado Bowl

To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.

"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"

"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"

"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"

by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011

Avocadhoe

someone who can’t keep their hands off of avocados

You know how hard it is to find a nice ripe avocado these days. Just when I thought found the perfect one, some avocadhoe reached in and took all the good ones.

by assquakes February 27, 2018